I'm Going To Need 2X The Workers Compensation Benefits After Smitty Broke My Left Arm Off

I heard the Union has great workers compensation benefits, and I may hop on that boat after this. Since I can't play contact sports (besides harassing people on the basketball courts (That rhymed)), I've used video games as my safe haven. That was until Smitty fractured my left hand after getting a round win in COD. I thought I had to strap on a club like Maxx Crosby in episode 2 of Hard Knocks, but soldier's don't to that in the middle of combat. I had to fight through the pain. Little did I know, an artillery of Smitty's Jabs were preparing to fire at my weak link of an arm.

FRIENDLY FIRE!? Smitty unleashed the 5-burst rifle into my potato stick arm like I was a punching bag! At this point, I felt like a limb detachable WWE action figure. If there's one thing I've learned from the Joker, it's that you have to laugh through the pain. I am currently typing this blog with one arm to show you God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. I hope you go into the weekend happy and healthy, as I am now officially 75% deformed.